Porn, Fortune, and Prostitution

Porn is how we unattractives can see hot people naked; fortune and prostitution how we can fuck them.

A Cure

People like to be told that they are sick, but, above all else, they love to hear that you have a cure.

30 pieces of silver

Because to him I may be worth more than 30 pieces of silver, but I still have a price.

Love cliches

• I would create hyperboles about my love .

• I love you in so many cliched ways.

• My love is like a hackneyed simile; my passion a trite metaphor.

Alliterated Dread

That lasting, longing feeling I so loathe to sense fills me with torment again.

Higher level of Bromance

Excuse me, but how many kids do you have? And in between those kids, you didn't have sex, right? Yes? You whore! You Sodomite! Reproduction is the only moral reasons for sex! Go back to Gomorrah. Our relationship being a sin?! We've never slept together! The bible doesn't say anything about our relationship. We're just friends. I haven't "laid" with him as with a woman. It's more like we've reached a higher level of bromance than ever before.

Dead metaphor

It was a dead metaphor about wheels and progress in an industrial cake pollution.

Of betrayal

He was my Brutus, my Judas, my god; I was his Caesar, his Jesus, his Job.