This is where that stuff comes from...woah! What's up with the hole?
Friday, July 23, 2010
Porn, Fortune, and Prostitution
Porn is how we unattractives can see hot people naked; fortune and prostitution how we can fuck them.
A Cure
People like to be told that they are sick, but, above all else, they love to hear that you have a cure.
30 pieces of silver
Because to him I may be worth more than 30 pieces of silver, but I still have a price.
Love cliches
- I would create hyperboles about my love .
- I love you in so many cliched ways.
- My love is like a hackneyed simile; my passion a trite metaphor.
Higher level of Bromance
Excuse me, but how many kids do you have? And in between those kids, you didn't have sex, right? Yes? You whore! You Sodomite! Reproduction is the only moral reasons for sex! Go back to Gomorrah. Our relationship being a sin?! We've never slept together! The bible doesn't say anything about our relationship. We're just friends. I haven't "laid" with him as with a woman. It's more like we've reached a higher level of bromance than ever before.
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